I've just had:
- One ham and salad sarnie with thick tin loaf bread, walkers ham, tomatoes, cucumber and leafy frizzie lettuce
- One cheese and salad sarnie, substituting the walkers ham with ASDA mature cheddar
- One small slice of bread and butter
- One pot of yoghurt
- Three chocolate biscuits
- Cup of tea
And this isn’t all day, oh no, this is in the last half hour on some strange eating binge.
In related news I found a pair of jeans that adjust to fit so I can stop wearing the terrible ones now.
In other news I have done no work on the play. Zilch, nothing, nana. I am faintly terrified that they will take one look at the pregnancy and tell me to go home on Wednesday as smug writers look on.
I also cannot think about the play as I have my first scan tomorrow and I find out dates, sex and baby or babies? Thrilling stuff.
2 comments:
I doubt they're expecting you to turn up with it fully written...
And they can't send you away for being pregnant - there are laws against that sort of thing.
Babies? Eek!
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